crowleyssidekick

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

meganeggncheez

rnortal:

rnortal:

someone explain to me why the word “fat” is wrong to use if its not meant as an insult and that its better to use overweight?? i mean when someone says “shes thin” no one says “NO DONT SAY THIN SAY UNDERWEIGHT” idk?? why does our society have to make fat an insult and thin something ok, why cant they both be treated normally?

plus being fat doesn’t necessarily mean overweight??

breadmaakesyoufat

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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