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edwardspoonhands:

hiddenlex:

X-Wing and TIE Fighter Engagement Rings - Paul Michael Design

Katherine, we’re getting a divorce…I need to propose again.

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nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

Posted 1 day ago

janeturenne:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)

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gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain)

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pizzacas:

why is comfortable called comfortable. tables arent comfortable. 

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ludzies:

Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts

To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts

It’s all that I love, and it’s all that I need

At Hogwarts, Hogwarts